21 June 2010
Oh, how I love the World Cup. And the men who play World Cup.
The Brazilians are playing well. I'd like to take Kaka out to play, despite his poopy name.
I know what you're thinking. But I don't think so. I'm pretty sure he's not gay. He's just European.
And I think the Portuguese looked great kicking North Korea's butt 7-0 on Monday. Especially Cristiano. He always looks great, except for the massive amounts of hair product he wears. The rest of the team also seems to be made up of serial Product Abusers.
Attention, Portuguese team - I am available for hair improvement consultation. Call me.