We had our last phone conference call with our Vice President, who was also laid off. Half the team is leaving, the others are staying.
Rachel: I had to drop off the call early to meet with a headhunter. Did anything happen after Scott spoke about [some ongoing project]?
Suebob: Well, there was a kind of tearful goodbye from Shelly, and then we got trophies. Oh, man, you missed getting your trophy.
Suebob: Yeah, we all got trophies. Just like soccer - all the children get trophies, even the losers.
Rachel: The wha? No they didn't. SHUT UP! YOU SUCK.
Suebob: [rolling on the floor laughing at my own excellent joke].