The latest rumor flying around - and who knows if it is true - is that layoffs will be conducted in a staged fashion, a bunch every so often 'til the end of the year. Or maybe longer.
Yes! This is SO good for my mental health. I am SO GOOD at handling this kind of stress. Almost as good as I am at riding a unicycle on a tightrope while juggling flaming Barbie dolls!
Please send Xanax. Or Oxycontin. At this point, I have no room to be picky.
*I am joking about sending me drugs. Please do not break any local, state or federal laws on my behalf.