This post will make no sense unless you have seen this video:
Today I was behind a car at a stoplight when I saw that, among its many bumper stickers, one said "Cake or Death?"
At the next stoplight I pulled up next to the car, which had its window down. I yelled "I'll have the cake, please!"
The woman first jumped out of her skin, then put her skin back on and started laughing.
That's my advice for the day: pick the cake.