First, a Red Stapler photo of Moosh In Indy, BlogHer Chicago 2007 - I think she had just started blogging. And now she is like Queen of the Internet.
I went to Trader Joe's and the checker and the bagger were laughing with tears in their eyes.
I just had to know.
"What happened?" I asked.
"Oh my God," the checker said. "This lady came through my line with a box of dog biscuits. After I rang them up, she asked me to hand them to her. I looked over and she was eating the dog biscuits."
"I swear," said the bagger. "I was there. DOG BISCUITS! Just munching them down."
"Then she noticed us staring at her," said the checker. "So she held out the box and offered us some."
"Like we were staring at her because she was eating in front of us and she hadn't offered us anything," said the bagger. "Not because she was eating dog food."
I cannot make this stuff up, people. I just report what happens.