The other day, a supermarket cashier asked me if I had all three days off this weekend.
"Yes," I said. "And on Tuesday, we inaugurate a new president, so it will seem like another holiday."
"Oh, so you're anti-Bush, are you?"
"Of course," I answered. "Our long national nightmare will finally be over."
"I don't understand what your problem with him is," he said.
I wish I had had this video to show him. It is over 9 minutes, but I was sick and tired by about minute 3.