Today at lunch I managed to bite down on a vertical piece of tortilla chip, tearing a hole in the roof of my mouth.
Sorry I had to tell you that, but I CANNOT stop obsessing about it. I am feeling the roof of my mouth with my tongue and geeking out over the flap of skin hanging down and it is just AAAAUGH so awful and hurty and weird.
I can't think of anything else. I may go mad. Visit me, will you?