01 July 2008

AlphaBob

I got this from Avitable, who got it from Secondhand Karl...blogrolling in our time.

The ABCs of Me

Accent: So Cal, dude.

Breakfast or no breakfast: OMG this oatmeal/wheat bran/protein powder thing I have a love/hate relationship with. It weighs 40 lbs per cup and no, I will never, ever be constipated.

Chore I don’t care for: There are chores that people LIKE? Imagine that! I would say cleaning the bathroom is the worst, which is why I manage to do it almost annually.

Dog or Cat: Dog. I am kind of over cats, and I have the scars and damaged furniture to prove it.


Essential Electronics:
MacBook, of course. For a hint about how addicted I am, read this post.

Favorite Cologne: I hate most cologne. I know I certainly hate yours. No offense, but that crap smells like floral wet dog fur.

Gold or Silver: Gold. I'm allergic to the nickel in silver.

Handbag I carry most often: This giant black Mary Poppins-looking thing

Insomnia: I get the 3 a.m. freakout a lot where I worry about being old, cold and living in a cardboard box. My mind is like a bad neighborhood - I really shouldn't go there alone.

Job Title: Princess, duh

Kids: Medium rare

Living Arrangements: Me and Goldie and 400 dust bunnies

Most Admirable Trait: I leave good blog comments

Naughtiest Childhood Behavior: Booger collection on the wall behind my bed. Sorry, mom.

Overnight hospital stays: Have you ever noticed that they never actually let you sleep in the hospital? Someone is always bustling in to mess with you.

Phobias: Snow. I hate snow. Kill a rattlesnake or spend a week in the snow? Hand me the hoe, Clem.

Quote: "Life's too mysterious. Don't take it serious." Mary Englebreit

Reason to smile: I smile like a goon all the time. My laugh lines are spectacular and deep as the grand canyon.

Siblings:
The finest in the world

Time I wake up:
Shit-thirty

Unusual Talent or Skill: I can whistle so loud it scares people

Vegetable I Refuse to Eat: Okra. Slime in a capsule.

Worst Habit:
Farting at inopportune times.

X-rays: They only asked this because they couldn't think of something like Xenophoic: yes or no.

Yummy Stuff:
I love food, lots of food, but do NOT try to take away my cheese.

Zoo Animal I Like Most:
I feel guilty visiting zoos, but sometimes I still do. I have a soft spot for elephants.

7 comments:

Lumpyheadsmom said...

I thought okra was slimy until I tried it in the South. Deep fried. Deep fried okra changed my life. (Okay, not really, but it sure changed my opinion on okra.)

Kizz said...

You and my mom both have the farting thing. It's funny since you're not my mom. :)

I don't think I could ever pick just one veggie that was so gross I won't eat it.

MsLittlePea said...

I love elephants too. Hate the snow too.

thailandchani said...

Some of your quips here are really good! "My mind is like a bad neighborhood. You shouldn't go there alone." :)

Karl said...

Mary Englebreit rocks. I have a magnet of hers that says "Let's put the FUN back in Dysfunctional."

super des said...

the fact that you called okra slimy makes me never ever want to try it. Yea, I'm close-minded like that.

flurrious said...

I used to be very anti-meme, but I think I might take this one. I'll probably try to stretch it out over 26 posts because I am already out of ideas. I also have to go find out who my '80s movie alter ego is. I hope it's Mr. T!

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