I got this idea from Meno's Blog. She got it from someone else.
Thanks for waiting til I went out of town to trash me to other people. Did you think it wouldn't get back to me? Well, it did.
--Not your friend anymore
Please get a job or get some headphones for while you practice your guitar. Our houses are really close together, and it is getting really old.
-- The woman in the back house
Dear people who call me,
I really do want to talk to you. But my phone is buried in the bottom of my purse and I'm driving. Later.
-- The world's worse phone-answerer
Dear Swimmers at the gym,
I know aqua aerobics is supposed to end on the hour. But sometimes we run 2 or 3 minutes late. Can you NOT begin swimming laps thru the middle of the class?
--The lady in the dark green swimsuit who flipped you off under the water because she is classy that way
Dear person on my ass in the slow lane,
Yes, I am going 45. I WAS going 65 until you started tailgating me. Go around or I will go even slower. What is your problem?
-- Little Miss Passive-Aggressive
What do YOU need to say to someone?