18 April 2008

You asked for it

Ok, another joke, this time with an atheist theme:

An atheist was hiking through the forest when suddenly he came upon the biggest grizzly bear he had ever seen.

He panicked and started running, with the grizzly bear hot on his heels.

Before he knew what he was doing, he started to pray. "Dear God," he said, "You know I have been an atheist my whole life and I think it might be a little late to change me into a religious man. But can you do me a favor and persuade this giant, hungry bear to act like a Christian?"

Instantly the forest filled with light and the bear stopped his chase. The man breathed a sigh of relief.

Then the bear fell down on his knees, clasped his front paws, and said "Dear Lord, for this meal which I am about to receive, make me truly thankful."

6 comments:

Belinda said...

You are a major fracking freak. I LOVE YOU.

Blog Antagonist said...

That? Was Awesome. Can I steal it?

Traceytreasure said...

That's an old one. The first time I heard it instead of Athiest it was Democrat. Either way it is funny!

Chantel said...

Thank You! I look forward to tomorrow.

SUEB0B said...

@blog antagonist - why not? I don't make these things up...

Kizz said...

Sweet! Thanks.

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