God speaks to Moses, saying "I have some good news and some bad news."
Moses says "Tell me!"
God says, "Well the good news is that I am going to allow you to lead your people out of slavery. You will part the Red Sea with the Egyptians on your heels, allowing your people to cross safely while your enemies are crushed behind you."
Moses says, "Oh, my Lord, that is the best news you could ever give me. What is the bad news?"
God answers, "The bad news is that you'll need to prepare an environmental impact report first."
Ba-dum-BUM. Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waiters.