No, I'm not delusional. Do not buy me a foil hat (just yet).
Barack Obama answered a direct question from me, thanks to our friends at Momocrats.
He gave a good answer, though my question was phrased as if I wanted him to march in to torture chambers personally and yank cattle prods out of interrogators' hands.
Go check it out. (It's not just me - he answers some other good questions).