While I was searching for wrapping paper amongst the many boxes I have that are labeled "Xmas," I made a startling discovery.
When I moved out from the exBF, I had inadvertently taken a whole box of Christmas ornaments that he had recently purchased.
I should not have gotten them in any case, because he lives in a 12-foot Christmas tree kind of house and I live in a place that has room for a tiny potted tree IF I move a bunch of stuff around.
Yes, I moved out and took my boyfriend's balls.
I wonder if he has been missing them?
Merry Christmas, everyone. I hope you have health, wealth and love in the New Year, with plenty of time to enjoy them.