I love food. I love it too much, as my figure shows.
One of my rules in life is that I can only eat onion rings once per quarter. 600 calories and 30 grams of fat, that's why.
One of my friends said "Not even once a month?" and I said, "No, because then if I cheat, I am eating onion rings MORE THAN once a month." If I cheat on more than once a quarter (and usually I don't), then I am still only eating them twice in 3 months.
I love onion rings too much. Tomorrow a new quarter begins. My friends and I have a date on Wednesday. Guess what we are ordering?