My "team" at work is joining forces with a different, unknown-to-us team three time zones away.
As part of the effort to get us to work together, we are attempting the following fun exercise during our next teleconference: Tell 3 things about yourself. One must be a lie. The other associates will guess which are the truth and which are lies.
The problem is that my life is an open book. My co-workers know everything about me (well, maybe not about those sailors during Fleet Week, but almost everything).
(See, that was a lie. I am not even sure when or where Fleet Week is).
What I need is a good, innocuous, work-safe, probable lie. Something that might happen to me. YOU know me.
Hit me with your suggestions in comments. The winner receives a somewhat valuable prize.