I went to the Vons supermarket down by the beach because Goldie and I were walking down there.
Bagboy: Did you find everything ok?
Me: Um, no, I couldn't find any regular popcorn, the non-microwave kind.
Bagboy: All right, you have a good night.
Why did he ask, then?
10 minutes later, at the Vons by my house, I go in to buy one item - guess what? - popcorn.
Me, to the bag girl: I don't need a bag.
Bag girl: Okay.
Two seconds later, she shoves my bag of popcorn in a bag.
Me: I don't need a bag.
Bag girl: (gives me a dirty look as she removes my 1 item from the bag).
I guess listening to the customer is not an option.
What did I say? I can't hear me!