Goldie has fence aggression. Thank you, Google.
In other googly news, my favorite search term of the day:
WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR BOSS SLAMS A WALL AND CUSSES
And my answer: go hide in the stockroom. Always worked for me.
At BlogHer, Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah and I came up with a party idea for bloggers: instead of having nametags, everyone would have tags with their sickest and most common search terms on them. I believe Sarah's was "transvestite porn" and mine would of course be "stories about peeing pants."
Suzanne's? That's easy: "Jewish Pussy."
I kind of regret having the search terms feature on my stat counter because it has let me into a sad secret: there are a lot more sick f**ks out there than I had ever imagined.
All right, tell me yours. I KNOW you have some good ones.