21 August 2007

Goldie's problem has a name

Goldie has fence aggression. Thank you, Google.

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In other googly news, my favorite search term of the day:
WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR BOSS SLAMS A WALL AND CUSSES

And my answer: go hide in the stockroom. Always worked for me.

At BlogHer, Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah and I came up with a party idea for bloggers: instead of having nametags, everyone would have tags with their sickest and most common search terms on them. I believe Sarah's was "transvestite porn" and mine would of course be "stories about peeing pants."

Suzanne's? That's easy: "Jewish Pussy."

I kind of regret having the search terms feature on my stat counter because it has let me into a sad secret: there are a lot more sick f**ks out there than I had ever imagined.

All right, tell me yours. I KNOW you have some good ones.

22 comments:

BetteJo said...

Oh it's a sad commentary.

"symptoms of starvation vomit bile"

Yup.

QT said...

The one I get all the time is "Handjob competition" -

Assertagirl said...

Right now I have listed "women catfight on the bed" and "play mind games with peoples head".

Good grief.

Sarah, Goon Squad Sarah said...

I believe my full title would be "Hermaphrodite Midget Porn".

Sweet.

super des said...

I don't often get interesting search terms. Many moons ago I got "Greg Kinnear bound and gagged."

Mir said...

Nice to meet you, Stories About Peeing Pants. I'm Boob Pus. Or you can call me Inhaling Bleach. Either way.

Amanda said...

"nipple torture"

Still getting many hits a day for that one and I have a hard time imagining any of them come from nursing mothers.

lizgwiz said...

"Brother and sister peeing in each other's mouth."

I have NO idea why that led them to me. But I hope they don't come back.

I also get a lot of variations on "blood in cat/dog poop/pee." Guess I talk about my animals in a bit too much detail.

super des said...

Oh I forgot to mention I always get "penguin tattoo." But that's just because people are always trying to copy me.

Lisa said...

Easter crackpipe.... I once got a search for that....

lizriz said...

Mohair masterbation. Always from the UK.

I so don't want to know.

Average Jane said...

Until I installed the Lijit widget on my blog a week or so ago, I didn't have much idea of the search terms that were bringing people to my blog. However, the current front runners are: "business cliches," "homemade swimming pool" and "dinner roll recipe." Man, I'm boring.

Suzanne said...

Sadly, my most common search term is jewish pussy (which you will now be infected with - sorry), but my sickest involves inquiries about squirting grannies or mother-in-law fucking.

margalit said...

My favorite was Kosher Tushie.

Chase said...

I always get searches about peeing, too....mostly "girls peeing" or variations thereof.

I also get "how to make vagina taste better" on a daily basis. It kinda gives me the willies.

mothergoosemouse said...

"Dirty Old Woman" - hands down. I titled a post with that phrase, and it has become the bane of my Google existence.

Heather B. said...

"f*cking the babysitter"

I could barely even type that out.

shudders

Dawn said...

"How to make a shank"

followed closed by

"Labia Pictures"

Thats from my personal blog. I can't write the True Wife searches.

TB said...

The one I get the most often - Tyra Banks stomach condition. Seriously.

Lori said...

Mine is "gruesome photos". Nice to meet you!

Major Bedhead said...

I never get any good searches. *pout*

Fog City Mommy said...

hey! I had a new search term pop up today! "while pregnancy braests" and no, I didn't mistype it, that's what came up! hahahahahahaha!!!

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