I saw this guy today that looked like a pit bull.
He was large and muscular and had these flat, scary blue eyes.
"Oh, let's not be judgmental," I thought, in my Sunday Suebobian pollyannish way.
I saw he had a tattoo on his neck.
I hate to seem like a fussbudget, but neck tattoos are downright shudderlicious. They are so publicly in-your-face aggressively tattoey AND seem so painful. AND point to a felonious background, more often than not, right?
I got close enough to read the tattoo.
"Carpe diem," it said. Seize the day.
Well, okay then. That's a nice sentiment and he gets bonus points for the Latin. I am a sucker for dead languages.
He turned and I saw the tat on the other side of his neck.
"Thank God I'm White" it said in a flowy script.
Judgmentland, here I come.