I was waiting at the car wash when the world's crankiest Grandpa came in with 2 boys, about 3 and 5 years old.
3-Year-Old: Can I watch the cars getting washed?
Bad Gramps: No. You'll just want to walk all over the place.
5 Year-Old: I found a penny.
Bad Gramps: I'm so sick of you finding money. I want you to never, ever, pick up anything you find again. Understand?
Suebob, under breath: No.