01 June 2007

Blogging is a sickness

I fell the other day. I was filing and had papers spread out all over the floor. I was wearing socks and slipped on a paper and came down hard on one of those metal desktop baskets.

Yeah, ouch.

The bruise on my butt is the most impressive one I have ever gotten. Black and purple and bigger than my whole hand.

What does it say about me that I have been fighting the impulse for 3 days to post a photo of my butt on the internet?

15 comments:

super des said...

ha ha ha at the last line.
You can post it, but just don't label it as "butt".
I've had those bruises before. They suck.

dana said...

If I can post my breast on the internets, you can show us your bum. For real. We won't mind.

;)

one smarmy mama said...

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!

Oh maude, DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Chase said...

Well, what does it say about your readers that we would love to see your bruised butt on the internet??

meno said...

If you hadn't told us it was you, you could have posted it and claimed it was someone else. That's the kind of sneaky thing i would do.

lizgwiz said...

Years ago I got a huge bruise in a car accident--it wrapped around my entire thigh and was about 12" from top to bottom. I kept dropping my pants to show it to my friends because it was JUST that impressive. I understand your impulse. ;)

QT said...

At the very least, you should retain photos for posterity's sake.

hee hee~

Major Bedhead said...

Well now you've put it out there, put the ideas in our heads, you're obligated to post it.

Just imagine the google searches you'll get from that one.

Anonymous said...

Oh do share!

mamatulip said...

I fell down the hard, wooden stairs at my old house and got a bruise so big and so sore that I ended up with a week off of work. I blogged about it and seriously considered posting a pic of my ass, with the biggest, most angry looking hematoma I've ever seen.

I didn't...but dude, it was a tough call.

Amber said...

Just doing the Going to BlogHer tour to "meet" some new gals! And I'd say you are an addict. A veritable addict. Reminds me of when I was complaining about the pains of nursing babies on my blog and my hubby proposed that people like visuals...

Maya said...

Now you've got us all thinking about your bottom. Picture is now required. I think your sister would be laughing her a$$ off if you posted it.

kerrianne said...

That you're awesome? Yep, I'm pretty sure that's what it means. Oh, and that blogging has turned all of us into exhibitionists? Yes, that, too.

VenturaMom said...

I would love to join you in LA Saturday, but I'm still on overload from Vegas. Need to sleep, clean house and NOT drink. Hope you rub elbows with all the hot LA bloggers. Have fun!

And please post a pic of your ass.

viciousrumours said...

It says you're a better person than me, because I wouldn't have fought it, I would have done it.

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