I fell the other day. I was filing and had papers spread out all over the floor. I was wearing socks and slipped on a paper and came down hard on one of those metal desktop baskets.
The bruise on my butt is the most impressive one I have ever gotten. Black and purple and bigger than my whole hand.
What does it say about me that I have been fighting the impulse for 3 days to post a photo of my butt on the internet?