04 March 2007

Best line of the night

Jim: Scott used the power of "The Secret" to win (at the dog track).

Scott: What's the thing with "The Secret"?

Jim: The law of attraction. Like attracts like.

Scott: If that were true, all my dates would be hung like horses.

7 comments:

Karl said...

Hysterical.

Izzy said...

lol...funny!

The woman that wrote that book is going to be a millionaire...

Why didn't I write it????

*kicks self hard*

Anonymous said...

If I knew you were awake and paying attention, I would have been as quiet as the grave all weekend.
Love,
jgm

Mr Stapler said...

If that's all it takes to shut jgm up, I'm taking you everywhere!

Anonymous said...

...but how to shut Mr.S up? Truly the $ 64 question..... I imagine it would take a commitment of will and national resources on the scale of the Manhattan Project....

SUEB0B said...

Would you two quit arguing?

Anonymous said...

If you are a unitic and enjoyed The Secret, you might enjoy The Four Spiritual Laws of Prosperity by Unity minister Edwene Gaines.

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