18 October 2006

Status update

Boobs: officially healthy. Not perky, but healthy.

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The year: 1976. Little Suebob is taking the first computer class her high school ever offered. She gets a visit from her Future Self.

Future Self: Don't worry about those tapes and punchcards.

High School Suebob: Why not?

FS: In 2006, you won't have to worry about programming. Someone will have done it all for you. Your computer will fit in a big purse and you'll be able to hear audio and watch video on it. All the computers in the world will be connected in one big system so you can talk to people all over.

High School Suebob: Cool. What will I use it for?

FS: To tell the world about your boobs.

34 comments:

jonniker said...

YES. YES! I'm so happy for you. Seriously, Sue, I am inordinately excited about this. XOXO and happy day!

SUEB0B said...

Well, thank you!

Amanda said...

That's great boob news!

QofS said...

Whoo hoo on the clean boob health news.

Can you get your doctor to call my doctor and give me my reproductive organ test results. Because in the time it's taken you to post about your experience, get the biopsy, get the results, I've been waiting TWICE that to hear about my uterus.

Pull some strings for me...k?

Chase said...

WOOOOHOOOOOO!!! Three cheers for the boobage!

Nut's mom said...

i am so happy for you!!

I got your letter today, thank you!! i look funny but what the hey, right?


And thanks for the support. i really need it. :)

Suzanne said...

Perkiness is way overrated - healthy tits are the way to go.

So glad for you!

super des said...

We told you! and that wasn't even 2 days, was it?

Go celebrate.

gandhi rules said...

what a fucking relief. Tell those things to pipe down and behave for christ's sake.

marian said...

Awesome! That's great news. Much relieved.... and just as I had hoped. A lot of expense for nothing!

Eden said...

Wooo! I grab my girls on your behalf. Well okay, I just wanted to do that but yay @ the results.

not really getting around to a blogger id, but harmless, really said...

And the world will rejoice with you!

meno said...

Excellent news. And several people have now fondled your boobs. All in all a net plus.

Heather B. said...

YAY!!!!!!!

Good, boobs.

Holly Capote said...

We only cyber-fondle your boobs because we're fond of you.

Great news, Suebob.

Holly Capote said...

Speaking of fondling, I'm not big into boobs...and I don't sport big boobs either. But anyway, anyone here adore having their shoulders caressed? And neck?

For me, boobs are way overrated as funbags.

That was terribly off-topic, but all the fondling of Suebob's boobs took me there.

Michele said...

Yea! Great news.

And the funniest Back to the Future note to self I have ever seen.

Michele said...

Yea - great news!

And the funniest Back to the Future note to self ever. Ever.

Michele said...

Apparently I had a message for each boob.

Mrs. Chicky said...

Well, yeah. What else would you use it for? Porn? Sheesh.

I'm so happy for you and your boobs!

jess said...

Yay for healthy boobs. So many boobs.

So many google hits for you.

TB said...

Healthy boobs rule. And perkiness is overrated.

So glad everything is okay.

happy and blue 2 said...

I'm glad you didn't have to resort to punch cards and tapes to share this news..

kerrianne said...

Good news indeed. Glad to hear it. :)

julia said...

Way to go, Suebob's boobs!

Maggie said...

Bet your boobs are happy too, and happy boobs make for a happy girl (or lady, or woman, or BlogHer, or whatever you prefer).

Elizabeth said...

Hooray for healthy boobs! I got your letter today, thanks for the mini photo cards! There's one of Jennster that cracked me up.

Lisa said...

Yeay. So happy "the girls" are healthy.

And this conversation with young Suebob, CRACKED ME UP. I laughed out loud. And considering I slammed my thumb in my car door last night and it still sort of hurts, I NEEDED a laugh. THANK YOU!

roo said...

I'm so glad you're healthy! Hooray!

Hooray for boobs!

Krisco said...

You are too funny.

(and congrats, too!)

Kvetch said...

I am so glad you're OK. Who'd have thought...a boob communicator. I'll never look at my computer the same way again!

Laura said...

Yay you!! congrats on your healthy "girls".

Loved the conversation so much that I read it outloud to my husband who also loved it.

mothergoosemouse said...

What great news! Computers rock, and your boobs do too.

spotted elephant said...

Whew! I wish I'd been reading blogs so I could've offered encouragement while you were going through the awful waiting period. I'm glad everything is fine and you're healthy!

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