When I signed up for this blog, I wanted the address redstapler.blogspot.com. But nooooo - take a look at the lame site to be found there.
So I have to content myself with redstapler23.blogspot.com (the 23 is for Michael Jordan, of course - because he could fly, that's why) while Mr. Exclamation Point squats on what should be my little blogspot.
Life ain't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
- William Goldman