13 March 2006

Just like I speak Chinese, as a matter of fact

I am a big fan of the Engrish website, so it is no wonder that the mangled English on this Chinese restaurant menu over at Rahoi made me chuckle. Then laugh. Then howl, weeping helplessly.

I can't help it. I really, really want some Cowboy Leg. Or maybe Ginger Bumping Milk.

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6 comments:

IzzyMom said...

Holy shit...that is too funny! I've seen Engrish.com linked from other sites but never went there. I think I could spend hours there.

J.R. Kinnard said...

We used to have a book, "How to Good-Bye Depression," I think was the name. Hilarious! Written by a Chinese doctor and mercilessly translated into Engrish. Oh, the humanity!

J.R. Kinnard said...

I found the official title of the book:

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Too much!

MrsFortune said...

Engrish is my favorite EVER. I really wish someone would start a Chinglish site, though, because there's no way that all those tattoos really say "zen power" or some crap like that, some of them probably say "donkey butt" ...

P.S. Don't enter me in the contest, I think I started my blog after Jan 1, and I'll have a new baby in July.

Christina said...

I'm crying from laughing so hard, and I'm sure my coworkers are wondering what's wrong with me.

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day!

giddybug said...

Best laugh I've had today — that menu leaves my old favorite restaurant's "long and glonious cultual tradition" in the dust.

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